Too big to aero. Too fat to fail.
The only interval we hit is happy hour. Party laps. Zero lycra church.
Shop the crimesThe only interval we hit is happy hour. Party laps. Zero lycra church.
Shop the crimesNo race license. No power meter. No apology.
Fatkid Racing is not your average grape smuggler. We do not chase KOMs. We chase the afterparty. If that bothers you, draft someone else.
Stickers and tees incoming. Checkout is still in the pits. Leave your money in your pocket and your opinions on the group ride.
Die-cut reminder that your drivetrain is not a personality.
$6.00
For the sprint to the gas station nachos.
$5.00
The only category we dominate. Participation trophies sold separately.
$32.00
Wind tunnel said no. We printed it anyway.
$34.00
Crested Butte on paper, metal, or a suspiciously clean digital file. The watermark stays here. Your print does not.
Summer lift towers waiting for winter to make them useful again.
Prints from $35.00 · Digital $40.00
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Crested Butte got dressed for winter before the aspens got the memo.
Prints from $35.00 · Digital $40.00
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Mt. Crested Butte dressed like it has somewhere better to be.
Prints from $35.00 · Digital $40.00
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Aspen singletrack: gorgeous, narrow, and allergic to bad line choice.
Prints from $35.00 · Digital $40.00
Inquire about this oneMerch questions, Crested Butte ride invites, complaints about the 401. Be brief. Be rude. Be both.